Open for business, but friends onlyfied. I'm in hiding.

Facsimile is closed until further notice. x

I am in college, not bunking History, which was a grave mistake. I have a bizarre swelling on my finger and I think it may be fatal.

People Hiding Incognito In Barton Peveril
1) Greg Dawn Parade Tortoise Man
2) Izaak in a silly hat
3) The Barstard Lovechild of lipstickglove and itom and Seymour MBA - made even more amusing by the waves of hate that run between ( Read more... )

..I mean it's like having your car fixed by someone who doesn't know how to dress themself... except even more worrying because superheroes are supposed to save you and the world and everything and yet they can't actually figure out a basic sequence of events, ie. knickers! THEN tights! yes yes yes ( Read more... )

I think I can call myself a proper BP Stoodent now. Having been convinced to skip critical thinking, as Faye was Not Happy and I had to help her smoke whilst feeding her Celebrations (which is actually more difficult than it sounds) we ended up spending the afternoon in the pub expouding on the Cruel nature of the world, etc etc, and how anyone she ( Read more... )

Tired. Yoyo moods and yoyo dieting. You can train yourself into anything ( Read more... )

On a more frivolous note, I am wearing tights and cords and knee socks and hiking socks and a long-sleeved top and a hoodie, with the hood up, and a very fetching tartan blanket and a pair of fingerless gloves that are making typing quite a trial... I am indoors and the heating is on ( Read more... )

Today I have mainly been convincing la belle Isabelle that Axl Rose is not God.

(ps: the Deal Debate - Kim or Kelly?)

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DOTS!! Dots, dots and MORE DOTS! Thanks be to Lauren & her html wizardry (hello, facsimile! Hello Mr Livejournal!) for which she deserves cookie dough and a Little Mermaid Barbie.

*whispers* DOTS!