Eat the document

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I am in college, not bunking History, which was a grave mistake. I have a bizarre swelling on my finger and I think it may be fatal.

People Hiding Incognito In Barton Peveril
1) Greg Dawn Parade Tortoise Man
2) Izaak in a silly hat
3) The Barstard Lovechild of lipstickglove and itom and Seymour MBA - made even more amusing by the waves of hate that run between

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[kiss_me_quick]

2) that's not lego-man is it?

I have a question for you. Are Scarlet Soho playing at the Underworld on the 29 or the 30 January? In other words, are they supporting Ten Benson or The Faint? I don't want to turn up at one and find out SS aren't playing!

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the 29th - the Faint wanted them to support, but apparently the promoter kept f'cking them around, so alas no. I might be at the gig.. and am definitely at the Faint! Hurrah!

lego? what what?

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[missfrost]

Ha ha, Izaak is Lego Hair Man! How can Lego hair wear a hat?!
Oddly I have mentioned Lego Hair Man to barrysarll's alter ego this very week.
/belated comment.

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Izaaaaaak.. *looks sideways slyly*

Oh god someone entertain me?

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Oh you were honoured on his journal the other day.. or at least your Pretentious Fückwit comment was.

The larks!

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How RUDE.

You are the proud receiver of my Official Last Comment before being violently torn from my lovely internet connection. Faretheewell, and happy journallising.

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[zebra_skin_isy]

i was thinking about this whole greg thing and have come to the conculsion there is a greg factory in Reading, and one of them has escaped to our humble little college which was before so innocent and perfect- like an oasis amidst the chaos and destruction of the big wide world- but alas it has been contaminated with dawn parade GERMS!!
and you have to show me this phantom number 3!
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[twitwoo]

harf, and *two* of them have escaped to our college also. one of them has big black fingernails. ooh-er.

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hehehehehehe!
awwww Greg-spotting at Reading, what larks.. but eek! Greg cooties!

ok the scary number three has lots of black hair, a very straight nose and an Adidas bag. I will point him out - you will know him by the sneeeeer on his face...

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[obsessive_katy]

ooo! I forgot you do history at good old BP! I used to have Andy and Sue...and I once had a far too long conversation about the state of Spanish prostitutes in Madrid with Angus...

I miss college :(

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Andy... Walton? Welsh with very effeminate hand gestures? hehe he's lovely, blessim, though not (as far as I know) very knowledgeable on Spanish prostitutes.

I once saw John McLearie in the Joiners. He was extremely drunk and kept trying to steal my friend's cigarette.

I don't miss college.

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[obsessive_katy]

urm...no...definitely not welsh and not particularly effeminate! oh...what's his name...urm...Andy...damn...he's northern and dopey and generally looks uninterested...

I've seen John drunk too...again in Madrid...it's a very scary thing that should be avoided....

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[ribenaqueen]

gaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

<3
<3
<3

*resurfaces from hiding places*

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youuuuuuuuuuuuu!

come back! properly! pleasums?

*kisses & dances like a crazyperson*

[ribenaqueen]

hehe

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