Last year was wrong because of one particular minute, many months ago now, when it was 20:02 20/02/2002. Never trust a palindromic year. Whose eyebrows meet in the middle.

Back for one entry only, it's your beloved, your sorely missed, your influenza-riddled and lightheaded heroine... MISSSIMILE!

Actually, as you guessed, when I say 'one entry only' I am undoubtedly lying. But you get the general gist. A bumper entry, then, I think. Firstly - The Explanation. I mean, come on kids, you know what it's like. When you' ( Read more... )

Tonight I shall be travelling, with Ms Goodhand and Mr Knights to the land of Basingstoke, where we shall pretend to be Noo Romantics, partake of certain alcoholic beverages and enjoy a pleasant night of conversation and 'regular, rhythmic movement in time with music, designed to cover all available floor-space' - or whatever the official ( Read more... )

Oh dear, so many posts, so little time. Who is the person who posted on my anonymous comments thing, asking if I go to Nexus on Fridays? If said person is out there, at all, and presumably knows me in real life or else wouldn't have found my journal and live in Southampton and and and um the answer to your question is no, I haven't been in ages - ( Read more... )

(Partly comment-wh0ring, partly interesting topic, wholly stolen from Lizzy)

As a woman, would you rather be fancied or respected?

Okay... if I just posted a completely random comment about finding presents for Mary, and not being able to afford presents to give her, and how I'm seeing her tomorrow and all is well - if all that's on someone else's journal, I'm going to scream. This means I haven't commented (at least I haven't commented properly) on something I wanted to ( Read more... )

The japes! The frolics! The innuendo! The glitter! The cashback! The Jack Daniels! The ranting! The romping! The livejournal bitchery! The sideways evil little pixie Wire-esque grinning! I told you Tim & Julz would get on ( Read more... )

Sorry, bandwagon. But.

Please, if you have a window in your schedule, comment anonymously telling me what you think of me. Really. Friends, acquaintances, enemies and random passers by - I'm fascinated. And, well, I'll try not to cry.. hmm.

(and is lj going psycho tonight, or is it just me?)

Gasp! Emily has a crush, and it's not on Nicky Wire or a member of the Lord of the Rings cast. She denies it, of course, but I know it's true.

"Hello, we're the Manic Street Preachers and this is Motorcycle Emptiness."

. . .

I'm tempted just to leave it at that, but I never could get the hang of minimalism.

There was a life becoming a landslide ( Read more... )

Ha! My mama's very-very-ex-boyfriend just called. He talks faster than a speeding train and can't believe that Pat Jones can have a sixteen year old daughter!And Elmlea kept calling me insaaaane, but who was the one who started talking about tentacles? Hmmmm?? Gracious! I'm going to see her today! Actually, if I'm really going to see her, I should ( Read more... )