I am COMMENTING, yes, and ain't no one gonna stop me. If I wrote about smarties I might be more popular. I could only think of two proper amusing wank-euphemisms, which is frankly pitiful, given that I used to collect them. Collecting BLOOD-euphemisms is even better though. Tim & David (when they, like, *were* Tim & David) had the definitive list, the highlight of which was "chasing the cotton mouse", and... this isn't actually going anywhere. I hope you're having a nice shower my dear.
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I am COMMENTING, yes, and ain't no one gonna stop me.
If I wrote about smarties I might be more popular.
I could only think of two proper amusing wank-euphemisms, which is frankly pitiful, given that I used to collect them. Collecting BLOOD-euphemisms is even better though. Tim & David (when they, like, *were* Tim & David) had the definitive list, the highlight of which was "chasing the cotton mouse", and... this isn't actually going anywhere. I hope you're having a nice shower my dear.
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......euphemisms that is.
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