Everywhere.

It's...everywhere. And in everything! The horror! It's terrible.

TERRIBLE!Never mind that the furniture has sprouted the most atrocious smell. Certainly the walls are actually living now. At this moment, watching me with their cruel, cruel eyes because they will not HELP ME. And don't get me started on the ceiling. Or the carpet ( Read more... )

Sophie...

SOPHIE!!How could you do this to me?! And again! Have I not explained to you the importance of leaving a wizard's things at peace? If one is to clean, please, please do so where it is needed. The basement is filled with the most dreadful cobwebs, thicker than the Waste ( Read more... )