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I'm huge in Rio
Poking around on Google Analytics, I found that all the recent hits on my website were from Brazil.
I have no explanation for this, save perhaps that Rio wanted to hire the other David Wilhelm to lobby the IOC. -
On Profits, or Lack Thereof
Monday morning, and it's cold in the office. I'm guessing it's because the heat goes off at night to save on energy, which makes sense. However, it makes my already gaffe-prone fingers shake over the keyboard, increasing errors and upping my stress level. It also drives me to drink more coffee, something I'm loathe to do both because I quit the ( Read more... ) -
Helping out a friend
My old and dear friend Mike Klaas has a photo in the finals of a competition over at Panda'sThumb. It's called Painted Hills and it's really impressive.
If you have a minute, do me a favor and vote for it. You don't have to register for anything or even give an e-mail address. Just go there, pick the photo, and click "Vote."
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Political Gaming Awesome
So some Canadian guy was auctioning off an Xbox 360 signed by Sarah Palin. I was going to post a link to it, but in the last five minutes, literally while I was writing that last sentence, it was pulled down. So here's the page cached on Google. That's right. He was asking $1.1 million dollars and had one bidder. Not sure who it was, but I'm ( Read more... ) -
The Satirical Rogue
That'd be a good name for a blog of some kind, if it's not already taken. Maybe I'll start it. I've been writing political satire for a site called The Daily Blank. Unfortunately, they seem disinclined to post anything I write in a timely fashion, and as such, I am left with a load of jokes no one will ever read, at least, while they're still ( Read more... ) -
We've got a pulse
Admittedly, I've done a lousy job of keeping this thing current in any sense. So, here's some bullet points.
At this point, I've been seeing my girlfriend Lisa for longer than I've ever managed to date someone without screwing things up or getting dumped. I feel pretty good about the whole thing. We've talked about moving in together, but I don't ( Read more... ) -
Endess Conservative Teabagging
I'm not going to make any jokes on that front, about how conservatives have swung so luddite they can't run a simple search on Urbandictionary.com to work out why everyone keeps snickering every time they talk about how badly they want to teabag Obama. The irony that a traditionally homophobic movement is inadvertently invoking homoerotic imagery ( Read more... ) -
Oscars 2009
It’s late and I‘m short on time. So here’s a quick list of my Oscar picks this year ( Read more... ) -
VD
As a rule, I hate Valentine's Day. It's another point in the year that exists only to remind me of all that I've failed to accomplish over the last 365 days, much like New Year's and my birthday. Usually I'm single and thus irritated by the opportunity the world takes to grind its heel on the salt it just jammed into a gaping flesh wound. A ( Read more... )
