God. I gotta piss. I wish i still had strings on my cello. I soaked a lady from face to crotch on my 2nd day of work. I wanted to throw up in embarassment. But she was trash. Fuck her. I miss tara. WWJD. What would Jason do ( Read more... )

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I wish my dad was sinbad. We'd have a blast protecting the first kid. I'd wear jump suits like him with dang-ah-ley earrings. I'd get in a fight and he'd be like, "CHRIS! WHAT'D I TEACH YOU ABOUT FIGHTING??!!" And id be all nervous and say, "..Everything??..." And he'd be all like, "THATS RIGHT! THATS MY BOY!!!"

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Chainsaw: Come on now ya'll. fuck them flood victims. We gotta worry bout 9/11!!! Come on now. We cant let them terrorists take our freedom...that flood jacked up gas prices, but what if terrorists took out a bunch of McDonalds. You realize how much a quarter pounder with cheese would cost then. You can all drown. Dont take away my happy meals ( Read more... )

And as the chimney's give birth, i wander up and dance circles on the roof.
Pulling shingles up with my feet.
This black tar winter won't ever win.

Sometimes you gotta die before you can ever start to live.
Either do the job, or get outta town.

*Chainsaw was here*

Here's a place where evil sleeps. Where halo's bend, and saviors weep.

And as flames pull me down and i dance with death, me and satan will swing 'till we run out of breath.

Cuz until the day i die, i'll turn my radio up.

You can keep your pearly gates and your streets of gold,

Cuz we all sold our souls. To rock and roll.

Ahh dude, yes!!!

You are 82% Sketchy


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