Dear Tim,
If only living in a fish bowl was as romantic as you think. Often times, the fish in the bowl is mindless, staring out at a dry world that it cannot live in, let alone comprehend. The fish relies on it's owner to feed and clean it's tank. Whereas, you are an intelligent human being, with beautiful thoughts and creative ideas, and you can ( Read more... )

“And another thing,” I yell, pacing. “It’s not Garrick Anderson either. The suit is by Armani! Giorgio Armani.” I pause spitefully and, leaning into her, sneer, “And you thought it was Henry Stuart. Jesus.” I slap her hard across the face and hiss the words
"Dumb bitch," [p. 247]
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   I wait until she’s seen the ( Read more... )

in the words of carlos mencia: "don't be afraid to laugh; god has a sense of humor. and if you don't believe me, go to walmart and just look at people"