I would estimate that about 7/9 people are "like that" about sexual relations (at least from both social and intimate experiences) and yes, it is fucking disgusting.
Basically, if you're willing to suck me off the first time we hang out, there is really no chance for you.
Re: Ready to be called StupidburnmethestarsOctober 22 2004, 10:02:41 UTC
Yes, people that pretty much just exist in wheelchairs and such. They aren't brain dead, but they can't take care of themselves and barely move. I mean they are alive, but thier quality of life is nothing. It's really sad so I mean the joke is kind of mean, but the way the guy tells it makes it hilarious.
I love almost all the bands on drive-thru too! If only I had been able to move to Jacksonville me and you could have been buddies! haha :-P
"I remember waiting for you to calllll...!"lostinsongOctober 22 2004, 18:37:50 UTC
Sorry I had to cancel our plans today! I went to the optometrist this afternoon and it turns out my eye is inflamed or something. Ew. Nothing serious though...I just can't wear contact lenses for a week. She said I wore them too much and my eye thinks the contact lenses are foreign invaders, so they reacted badly to them. FOREIGN INVADERS. HAHAH. I was like, "WTF?" So I'm going to be wearing my dorky ass glasses a;sdkjfa.
I read everything else you wrote. But we can talk about all that stuff when I see you in person because I don't want to launch into my own little spiel in your journal. Ahaha. Call me tomorrow with whatever time is good for you to hang out!
Ps. Orlando was kind of hellish and wonderful at the same time. I wouldn't trade those experiences for anything either. Mmmm, skinny white boys dressed as priests. HAWT.
Re: "I remember waiting for you to calllll...!"burnmethestarsOctober 22 2004, 19:58:21 UTC
I get your contact lenses were kind of like your belly ring. Your body just didn't want it anymore and got rid of it! haha. Ok, that's not funny, but you know what I mean...
I just get depressed when I think of all the good looking fellas at UCF and then I go to school and I'm like
*looks around*
..................
*sees nothing*
HAHA. I miss Curly and the hot friend and my little gay man! ;-)
oh, man. remember the guy in the dress? and how he had such nice legs?
i miss the grass people too, kelly. *sings* where, oh, where have the grass people gone? where, oh, where can they be?
i saw "i ♥ huckabees" tonight. omfg, so wonderful! you'll love it.
oh, and word (yes, i said, "word.") on the whole "oral sex on first date = bad" issue. i mean, think of how many people go out on just one or two dates with a person before moving on. just think of all the..."inappropriate touching," shall we say?....going on. that's just...EW.
by the way, i have the third and fourth episodes of "lost" on my comp (in high def format!). so if you want them, i can send them to you. they're only like 350MB each, so they don't take up too much room. :O)
THE GUY IN THE DRESS! YES! We were like, "Man, he has nicer legs than all of us..." haha
My sister has all the "lost" episodes thus far, I'm just yet to watch them! I have to see my Ianboy shirtless. It will be a beautiful thing. I will probably faint after I yell, "IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME! YOU'VE BEEN ON THAT FREAKING HOT ISLAND FOR FOREVER!!!" haha
And I'm about to go see I <3 Huckabees right now(we had to move it to see it today). I'm excited! Marky Mark! WOO! haha
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Basically, if you're willing to suck me off the first time we hang out, there is really no chance for you.
You gotta wait till the second time, bitch.
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You always said I was naive about life...I'm beginning to think you're right. =/
I obviously don't know how this world works. haha
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Still can't believe you had a group of classmates saying they do oral on the first date. Please introduce me to these nasty sluts. :-P
I don't even kiss the girl on the first date. I'm weird I guess. But then again, I haven't had a g/f in over 3 years. I guess I'm too busy for it.
Thank god he invented right hands.
p.s. I want to hear the joke.
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thats funny.
I love Allister. But then again I love any band (well most) on Drive-Thru Records.
p.s. I like you too. :)
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I love almost all the bands on drive-thru too! If only I had been able to move to Jacksonville me and you could have been buddies! haha :-P
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I read everything else you wrote. But we can talk about all that stuff when I see you in person because I don't want to launch into my own little spiel in your journal. Ahaha. Call me tomorrow with whatever time is good for you to hang out!
Ps. Orlando was kind of hellish and wonderful at the same time. I wouldn't trade those experiences for anything either. Mmmm, skinny white boys dressed as priests. HAWT.
"Are you guys vegetarians?"
"Fuck that shit!"
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I just get depressed when I think of all the good looking fellas at UCF and then I go to school and I'm like
*looks around*
..................
*sees nothing*
HAHA. I miss Curly and the hot friend and my little gay man! ;-)
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i miss the grass people too, kelly. *sings* where, oh, where have the grass people gone? where, oh, where can they be?
i saw "i ♥ huckabees" tonight. omfg, so wonderful! you'll love it.
oh, and word (yes, i said, "word.") on the whole "oral sex on first date = bad" issue. i mean, think of how many people go out on just one or two dates with a person before moving on. just think of all the..."inappropriate touching," shall we say?....going on. that's just...EW.
by the way, i have the third and fourth episodes of "lost" on my comp (in high def format!). so if you want them, i can send them to you. they're only like 350MB each, so they don't take up too much room. :O)
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My sister has all the "lost" episodes thus far, I'm just yet to watch them! I have to see my Ianboy shirtless. It will be a beautiful thing. I will probably faint after I yell, "IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME! YOU'VE BEEN ON THAT FREAKING HOT ISLAND FOR FOREVER!!!" haha
And I'm about to go see I <3 Huckabees right now(we had to move it to see it today). I'm excited! Marky Mark! WOO! haha
*sings*
Good vibrations!
*dances*
I'm a freak.
Bye now :-)
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