★ 001; it's getting dark a little too early

[burntcigarettes]

Sometimes when I supervise the Host Club, I think that you kids are growing up too fast... or are growing up to appreciate the obviously weirdest and strangest of things. For those of you who fall into the latter (you know who you are), I give you this as a gift and nothing more. Naruto, you have permission to click the link too.Anyways on that

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[schelmminit]

I want to ride an ostrich....

[burntcigarettes]

I'm sure with your upbringings, you'll probably able to.
But if you get your eyes poked out, don't tell your parents that "Mr. Sarutobi said I could," cause I didn't.

[schelmminit]

OK then I have to figure out where I can ride one for next vacation plans!!

You gave me the idea.

[burntcigarettes]

I read that Africa is the continent to do it in, or you could always bribe an Ostrich farmer somewhere in the States. If you did the second option, don't expect to come back to school.
I did no such thing...

[dulcetly]

Thanks for all the friggin' Math homework, teach.

[burntcigarettes]

It's all for your benefit, Tayuya. ♥

[dulcetly]

Like I need do equations to be a musician. Tch.

[burntcigarettes]

How do I reword this... don't do the equations and you don't become a musician.

See the benefit yet?

[papercutangel]

So which one do I fall into, Mr. Sarutobi?

I suppose I should be quite thankful I never had an interest in maths. Then again, in these winter months, at least homework is something to do.

[ooc: really, I'm just commenting to say that I ♥ you for reading Cracked. Best website ever.]

[burntcigarettes]

It depends. Have you made any snowmen depicting some sort of massacre in the past week?
(OOC: MADARA. I'M LOOKING AT YOU.)

College and the Host Club haven't been riding you yet?
You're a more durable young woman than I thought.

(OOC: I only just found about it like recently! xP ♥)

[papercutangel]

I have not, in fact. My only snow-related activities have been shopping for the appropriate outerwear.

I sometimes find myself a bit harried, I suppose. I guess I'm just good at time management?

[ooc: It's pretty much amazing. I highly advise trawling through all the old articles.]

[burntcigarettes]

Then you fall under the category of kids growing up too fast.

I guess you are. You could teach my students a few things about that.
Especially the slackers with their excuses.

[greeneyedsands]

I know there are places like that. Why aren't those the lucky places?

[burntcigarettes]

Which places are you referring to?

[greeneyedsands]

I dunno, Miami or something. The Southwest, where you can get cool sandstorms and shit.

[burntcigarettes]

You have an interesting connotation for the word lucky.

Anyways, you're a part of the host club; what time do you usually go home?

[burntcigarettes]

You are obliged to think of yourself in any way you want. Others agreeing with you is a different story. ♥

[burntcigarettes]

Maybe. Though it wouldn't matter to you what I think, would it?