You think that telling you not to start a buddy system would be enough, wouldn't you? Maybe if you'd stared at that bruise I gave you the last time you tried to carry me like a goddamn football touch me, this wouldn't have happened.

And even if that didn't get it through your skull? All the kicking, biting, and yelling should have gotten it through ( Read more... )

There is something seriously wrong with this place. I don't know if it's all some big prank that's going to be revealed to us at the end of the taping, or if there really is some sort of paranormal thing lurking around the castle, but it'd definitely not what I signed up for. Looking back on it, I think the only thing that really stuck in my mind ( Read more... )

So I'm sleeping in the middle of the night, trying to convince myself that I'm not going to get petted as soon as I lose consciousness. I never quite kicked the insomnia habit, but with this jet lag it's almost impossible for me not to get my couple of hours in. Figures that when I finally got to sleep, we get dragged out of bed to wander around ( Read more... )

And I thought that all the cameras at home last week were annoying. The plane ride here sucked, the rain sucked, and now I've decided that this was all a bad idea. Some way or another I've gotten stuck with some sort of..."J-rocker" for a roommate. And did I mention he likes the color red? If he starts touching my head, I'm going to have to shave ( Read more... )