It's my birthday!!
yay!!
so you know what that means....
GET'N DRUNK!!!!
having a kiss ass time
dont want it to end
but tomorrow is Monday!
and you know what that means....
GET'N DRUNK!!!!!!

today i say so long to mobil.
i hope the evil oil tyrants burn in hell.
everyone who runs mobil are ball lickers because they in fact lick balls.
fuck mobil
fuck them in there stupid fucking asses.

what have i been doing lately you ask???
well i've been in jail.
i accidently ran over Judge Synder's dog.

but replace the word "accidently" with "repeatedly"

and the word "dog" with "son".

i really need a beer!!!

i need a beer!

sorry i don't do this much anymore.
i've been passed out.
too much booze.
a beer sounds really good right now..........
got to go.
LATE!

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i haven't done shit today other than watch football, simpsons and sleep.
the funniest part of the simpsons was when a lady was pretending to be marge simpson and she said she had to go and snort coke of her switchblade.
haha. i love it!
i'm going to go amber's niw.
LATE!