Quotes

[burtofur]

I think i should make a booklet.

Big Cuse 14 (7:46:14 PM): u know meyer?
Big Cuse 14 (7:46:21 PM): hes going to lvl 60
Big Cuse 14 (7:46:26 PM): for his senior experience
Big Cuse 14 (7:47:10 PM): u guys will get 2morrow off

Comments

[coreysbiznatch]

i swear to god i have a big vocabulary........see i used sixteen words writing this

You.

[anonymous]

Dearest Burton,

I am your Biggest Fan. You are a Super Freak. You have an unbelievable nose, I hear you can sniff out anything. I think that sort of stuff is cute. next time I see you I want you to wear those tight jeans. They send a shiver up my spine. I am a little peeved off, you haven't sent me a full body shot yet...I like the way Jesse McCartney put it "The Bitch is Back" or maybe that was Elton John. I set up a camera in your room, don't bother looking for it, you have already swallowed it.

<3,

Burton

P.S. Have You Showered?

Re: You.

[anonymous]

burton you have some weird-ass girls commenting in your lj...maybe you should get a body guard..they freaking scare me.

[anonymous]

Dearest Whitney,

Why hello you sexy beast. That shower was steamy for me too. Your a naughty(and nudey) boy at night. If you over use the organ it won't function properly. The dry humping has to stop dear. Well, I'll see you in the bathroom...

Burton

p.s. I dropped all three drops in your cereal incase your wondering. That will tighten up things down south. SHAVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD (not your face).

[genie_ofthelamp]

add me baby one more time

[runtotheshore]

i could sworn that britain and australia ha dthe same flag

CHICAS MUY MAL senora buckley

[bigsexayrussian]

i charge 3 big bags of candy for total protection for 3 months
rele i just have to hit on them once and they will stay out of a hundred mile radius