1. When I laugh I cough like I have emphysema
2. I'm about to go to bed
3. Switching back to german was like putting on a comfy sweater, familiar and wonderful
4. I need seasons three and four of X-Files like, now
5. Every person I sat by today inched as far away from me as they could get
6. Hats can look smaller online than they really are
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