It's Christmas, And Everyone's Fucking Insane.
BACKSTORY TIME!
About...oh...3 weeks ago? My dad's dad got sent to the hospital, and they were all "His brain and spine are deteriorating, he'll be a vegetable soon"...okay, flash forward to now, and my butrtfucking crazy grandma is all "No, let's bring him home and let him drive".
Uhhhh.
It did spawn a lovely Christmas carol parody by my ( Read more... )
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Old and Caucasion: "Yes Douglas, I hear they have a fantastic olive bar."
Monotone Man Voice:"Shall I get your windbreaker, Mother?"
Old and Caucasion: "Good, yes. And I need to find my coupons."
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