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I awoke in a sweat from the American dream.
I have come to the conclusion that people don't have their priorities straight ( Read more... ) -
larks and lows
Man, the past 4 weeks of the last 6 months of doom has been excruciating ( Read more... ) -
ugh.
Firstly, I will forgo my original plan of decrying the fact that this town is so huge yet socially so small. It's truly and utterly fucking disgusting ( Read more... ) -
FUCK GRAMMAR TODAY!
So I've always wanted to go online and into a teen chatroom and pretend to be a 43 year old man so that I can hit on 12 year old girls and then set up a date at a local fast food restaurant and then watch from outside and see the girl crushed because her internet pedo hasn't showed up in a kinda, now it's sun down and she's been there for 4 hours ( Read more... ) -
Subversive pizza?
Last night Adam. Jessi, Dave, and I all went on a double date to a place that just opened called Punk Rock Pizza. It was super neato keen. The carne adovada pizza was delicious and apparently you can buy subs that are called "punk rockets ( Read more... ) -
Huh
Life has been nothing but surreal in a craptacular way lately. Anywho...
What's up with people all into Bernie Dexter? If I wanted to I would just look at the hundreds of Bettie Page photos there are instead of a cheap rip-off. -
P.S. HAHAHA
"5. Myspace Whore ( Read more... ) -
now is the time to revolt!!!
JOIN MY UNION ( Read more... ) -
state-issued generic tunics for the elderly
Whilst conversing with Neelam about how Maxim and Cosmo are like the "boys play with cars and girls play with make-up" affirmations for people in their 30's, I started to think about gender association, clothing, and sexuality ( Read more... )
