So I 'pologize if I'm repeating myself here.

So my new band has some less-than-demo-quality-yet listenable music up.

So it is here.

So enjoy. Or not. Whatevrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.r.r.r..r..rr.rsktmBLAP

Tonight on the train home (while it was 11 degrees outside) I watched a skinny old guy eat an entire half-gallon of ice cream.

That, my friends, is an artist.

Things that are Awesome About Not Living Out West Anymore, #3,412:

When someone out here asks me "How are you?" and I reply "OK.", they NEVER EVER respond "Just OK?" or "Why not great??"

Dear People Who Take the Window Seat on Planes and Immediately Pull Down the Blind and Fall Asleep After Takeoff Without Offering to Switch Seats With Someone Who May Wish to Look Out the Window,

You suck.

You are pitiful, awful, detestable, selfish human beings. You have made my List of Evil. You're right up there with People Who Have a ( Read more... )

Yesterday the high temperature was 40 degrees. By midnight it had climbed to 53 degrees. Now it's noon and it's 17 and snowing. This city's fuckin' weird.

My new band had our second show last night. It went better than the first. I'll let you folks know when we put some songs up online.

I'm going "home" to the Orangest of Counties for

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DEAR CHICAGOANS,

PLEASE STOP SHOVELING YOUR WALKWAYS. YOU ARE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE.

see here:

freezing rain + 6" of snow = plenty of traction, no problem.

however:

freezing rain + clear sidewalk = DEATHLY DEATH of DEATHSVILLE

I don't care how shitty you think it looks, it's safer just to leave it alone. Buy some fucking boots.

Love,
Me

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Today was my first real snow-on-the-ground day in over a decade.

My friend's girlfriend won't shut up about how much I (apparently?) look like Jeff Tweedy. Great, now if only I was an even remotely halfway decent songwriter...

Also, fuck this anime bullshit, where's my Futurama??