I just got back from Phoenix. I hate Phoenix lots and lots. We did Thanksgiving there. Also my big sister got married. I wore a tie. Now she has a different last name than me. Weird.

IT'S SNOWING!

Almost all of my personal mottos have been stolen from Kurt Vonnegut. Here is a doozy: "We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't ever let anyone tell you any different."

Here is my new one: "I am six feet two and nearly two hundred pounds and am badly coordinated, except when I swim. All that borrowed meat does the writing. In the water I am

HOLY SHIT: They make chocolate Cap'n Crunch now.

Yes, please.

Last night, one of our last customers was a former manager of the old Bookmans on Broadway.

Away tae fook.

Just another in a long string of goofy coincidences since I moved here.

11 years later, and Daylight Savings Time is still retarded.

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next year.

I really, really suck at sudoku. I'm not even kind of good at it. I can't even finish a 'Difficulty: 1 ( Read more... )