Comments | but_fearitself: "There's a big fat policeman..."

but_fearitself

"There's a big fat policeman..."

Jul 10, 2009 11:58

"At my door, door, door.

He grabbed me by the collar,
He made me pay a dollar,

I don't want to go to Mexico
No more, more, more."

Thanks for covering my ass for parole and greasing the wheels of the American justice system and shit, Ed. I really owe you, son.

So. Apparently, kidnapping them little pocket-sized motherfuckers is ( Read more... )

midgets are people too?, fuck shit, prison, ow, shit i need some drugs, goddamnit, butt rape, thank the lord for penicilin, shit

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theboiwonder July 10 2009, 17:13:55 UTC

Euuughh... Come on, they don't really do that in prison do they?? I thought that was just a long-standing joke. D:

And I'd be happy to introduce my right hook to your face, next time!

thinking_caps July 11 2009, 08:08:20 UTC

No, it's quite true- a vice many liken to.

mr_nygma July 13 2009, 04:50:54 UTC

Not that he would know from experience or anything.

but_fearitself July 14 2009, 23:31:50 UTC

Son, if you'd like to pursue your doubts on the subject, y'all can take a peek at the gaping, pinkish over-used hair scrunchie-looking remnants of my butthole and decide for yourself.

Lord.

mr_nygma July 10 2009, 17:54:31 UTC

Don't mention it, Yawnothan. I figure everytime I save your ass I get one Get Out of Fear Gas Free card, amirite?

And the whole plug thing? TMI.

but_fearitself July 14 2009, 23:35:47 UTC

You're a real pal, Eddman.

...On the subject of, uh... TMI. D'you know any shops or whatever where I can find a... one of thems?

mr_nygma July 15 2009, 01:08:13 UTC

You ever hear of The Crop?

ace_0f_knaves July 10 2009, 18:28:05 UTC

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, at least you're not ODed and rotting in that dreadful little basement like we thought you were.

Not that any of us bothered to check.

but_fearitself July 14 2009, 23:49:35 UTC

Certainly glad all my hideous, scarring emotional and physical pain is amusing to you; y'a;; know I'd hate for it to go to waste!

take_a_spin July 10 2009, 18:30:25 UTC

Oh, my, if it isn't my favorite straw man! I certainly have missed you, dear.

The fruits of our little deal before you vanished have been working smashingly, by the by.

but_fearitself July 14 2009, 23:52:00 UTC

Mhh.

Give me drugs.

take_a_spin July 15 2009, 00:22:22 UTC

Give? Tsk tsk, let's watch our wording. I'm not Santa Claus, after all.

petit_arlequin July 10 2009, 19:17:01 UTC

Aw, Craney... I know how much ya hate the gentle touch. Was it good fer you?