"There was a crooked man"

[but_fearitself]

Who walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Against a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a crooked little house."

Y'all, I don't even got a preamble rant today, all I got to say is I am so excited about

Comments

[androgyneninja]

Do you realize I can make cornbread from scratch, right?

And not from the kind on a box. ^_^

[shann1]

If ya want really good cornbread I suggest replacing the regular flour in the recipe with corn flour. That way you have the corn flour and the corn meal so it's extra flavorful. I love baking :)

[thinking_caps]

I'm going to try that right away.

[shann1]

If you'd like I could send you my whole recipe.

[thinking_caps]

Oh, I would. I've only ever used the recipe you find on the back of cornmeal packets.

[iruka_yuywell]

I just inherited my granny's cornbread skillet! Nothin' like the family recipe make in the traditional iron vessel. Maybe I should air mail you some...

[but_fearitself]

Aw hell yeah, my Granny had an iron skillet and them shits was gooooood.

The flakes of rust added to the character, really

[thinking_caps]

Oh, I've heard all sorts of tall tales about the inner workings of Joker's new vice den. The bikini fight will be the main event, of course, and rather than miss out on it I'd rather load myself down with so much in the way of sticks, tabs and smoke that the Rabbit's hole looks orderly in comparison. But mostly, I'll be on the hookah floor, enjoying a lovely smoke.

[but_fearitself]

Y'all can have some of my dimes if you want, son.

[thinking_caps]

Well thank you- and would you care for a cap?

[mr_nygma]

Wey-hey, I should totally bring some 3-D specs and make this party a real fiesta! If you know what I mean.

[paiyrx]

[mr_nygma]

Bateman here totally knows what I mean.

[paiyrx]

I.. think I do?