The Doctor is IN.

[but_fearitself]

Hey, y'all, long time no see, and I do apologize about that-- I been busier than a fucking one-legged man in an asskicking contest, like y'all don't even know-- Halloween and all that, which I'll tell y'all all about a little later, and some private business of mine that I very well may never talk about because it involved riding around with a

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[take_a_spin]

Thank you again for your assistance, Doctor. You're welcome in the House's drug floor anytime, completely free of charge. I'll make sure any waitresses there are fully-clothed before you arrive.

[but_fearitself]

Ma'am, a debut is a debut; thank you for the opportunity.

Which is not to say I won't be ALL OVER THAT SHIT FUCK YEAH.

[louise_frost]

I- um.

I-

Can we-

Can we make an appointment, C- Doctor Crane? I could use a little...help.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Still waiting on that margarita. Honestly, Louise. How difficult could it possibly be for you?

[louise_frost]

I've brought you two! Do you really want a third!?

[ace_0f_knaves]

Well, yes!

[unpaidpiper]

[but_fearitself]

Where were we? The Outsiders?

Well, the workplace is seldom professional as we'd like, Lord knows. How does that make y'all feel when they treat you different?

[unpaidpiper]

The Rogues, Crank. And they were the older brothers I never had.

The ones who gave you swirlies and hung you out to dry if the teacher caught you throwing spitballs.

[but_fearitself]

Y'all know I don't keep track of thems. Goodies ain't hardly worth my time.

I won't go into it, but that there sounds a little like my childhood. And from experience, I know I resented my fellows for the ill treatment I received by there hands. And resentment has no place in a team effort, is that right?

[theboiwonder]

IT'S NOT A "DINKY LITTLE MOPED" YOU STRAW-HEADED PSYCHOPATH! I should have left you there for the Crackopolis guards to find!

[but_fearitself]

WHAT I'M SAYING IS IT'S A DAMN HOMOSEXUAL FUCKING BIKE, SON, AND I WOULDA GLADLY FUCKING WALKED.

If y'all don't believe I can run something fast by this time...

[theboiwonder]

We'll see how homosexual you think it is when I'm leaving skid marks on your back, Cornboy.

[mr_nygma]

Is it bad I read that as "Cornhole"?

NO HOMO

[but_fearitself]

FF-- ALWAYS!