Comments | butfirst: I have stared into the gaping maw of hell...

butfirst

I have stared into the gaping maw of hell...

Jun 26, 2008 22:08

I'm not even going to try to explain. Just go have a look, and come back when you've stopped clawing at your eyes and screaming. Each letter below links to a different window into hell. SFW, though it does constitute crimes against both reality and Photoshop:

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butfirst June 26 2008, 16:22:11 UTC

>10 PRINT "DO NOT WANT"
>20 GOTO 10

>RUN

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butfirst June 26 2008, 16:43:22 UTC

You do know that each of those 3 letters links to a different face, don't you? Fresh horror behind every click, guaranteed!

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butfirst June 29 2008, 05:56:12 UTC

"Won't somebody think of the children!?"

pa747sp June 26 2008, 21:20:18 UTC

God I wish my parents had this when I was a baby. All my baby fotos are just so unglamorous. I am so ashamed.

butfirst June 29 2008, 04:27:02 UTC

Everyone deserves to have at least some of their baby photos turned into Westworld hooker portraits from hell. How else are we going to develop a warped self-image at an early age?

pa747sp June 26 2008, 21:33:29 UTC

I like the way the blck kid's skin is 'retoned', rather than 'whitened'

butfirst June 29 2008, 04:37:53 UTC

Yes, I'm surprised they bothered to use such a 'polite' term for it considering that everything else about the site is so tawdry.

curskineville June 27 2008, 03:51:46 UTC

NononononononoNO.

NO!

butfirst June 29 2008, 04:42:33 UTC

C'mon, you know you want to look like a glazed ham with taxidermy glass eyes too, don't you?

curskineville July 1 2008, 00:56:14 UTC

Actually. Yes. The answer would have to be yes.