*Obviously the following ranting is slurred. But what's scary is how angry the normally happy kid sounds. D:*Y'know what? I'm glad my parents are gone. They were lazy and selfish and always took my money to go gamble ( Read more... )

...It's kind of hard to eat a hamburger when a lamb is watching you.

I've never felt so embarrassed in my life.

*Twirling in front of the mirror is a girl dressed in a bunny girl outfit. She giggles as she views herself and she has a very visible blush on her face. On the dresser is an opened box of chocolates that says 'Eat Me' on the lid.*I look totally sexy~. I can't believe I found this outfit embarrassing. Nobody will resist me if I wear this~. Forget ( Read more... )

*Whenever Hayate speaks, his language/speech pattern sounds different than it usually does. He sounds rougher, abrupt, rude, and yet oddly cheerful.*

Ah...I see I'm still here. Aniki nor Ojou-sama wont like this one bit. I still need to pay that drunk bitch of a teacher a visit about why she hasn't payed her bill this month. Eheh~.

O-ojou-sama's picture turned into a butterfly?!

...Did I really dance with penguins the other day?

*In some random hallway, Hayate is polishing a small table out of habit. After he completes his task, he cheerfully laughs and picks up a small watering can off the floor and waters the plant on top of that table.*

That should do it~. Ah, today feels like a great day. I feel...like singing~!

*And without warning, as he starts 'la la laaaaa~'ing, ( Read more... )

I-its going to take weeks to get the stains out of the hallway carpets. How much did you guys drink last night?!

...Well, if anyone wants tea for their hangover, just let me know~.

Ah~. The birds and cows are all gone~.

Now I can relax~.