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[butocakil]

chuck noris wasnt born he punched his way out of the womb and grew a beard

chuck noris doesnt have aids but he gives it to people anyways

chuck noris doesnt sleep he just sits there and waits

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[prorather]

he'll kick your dick in. then have sex with the void that was your cock. he'll cut your mom's face off and put it on your dad and then rape him, spitting on the soft flesh of your mother's face while he rips and injurs capillaries in your father's colon. he'll rip out your mother's unborn eggs and rub them on her faceless body's tits while he bites and rips her toes off. i know chuck, and these are things he likes to do.

[biscuiteeth]

You guys are weird

[anonymous]

chuck noris doesnt read books he stares them down untill they give'em the informantion he wants

[iotc]

Jesus prays to Chuck Noris

[prorather]

you plagiarized. i did not, though:
chuck norris doesn't smell farts, he interprets each one's hidden meaning through scent.

[butocakil]

ppl were readin them off.. i just typed out the ones i could remember