I am done being a cry baby!!!! i am women hear me ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Month After Christmas
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'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house 
     Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
>>   The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
>>   All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
>>   When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
>>   When I walked to the store (less a walk than ( Read more... )

As we rush through Christmas seasons

With our gifts, and food galore

We might forget to take the time

To recall what the holiday’s for

To me, you see, its Christmas time

Where our hearts are filled with giving

The time to sit and remember those

Both who’ve passed and those still living

To fill our hearts with memories

Of times we’ve shared together

With ( Read more... )

does anyone know what adidas stands for????? uh do ya do ya??? i'll tell ya......

A=ALL               
D=DAY
I= I
D=DREAM
A=ABOUT
S=SEX        
                   NOW BACKWARDS
S=SEX
A=ALL
D=DAY
I=IN
D=DADS
A=APARTMENT...................HEHEHE NOW YOU KNOW..

 A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear
  >made of
  > Saran Wrap.
  >
  > The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see you're nuts."

Repeat after me..... and say it out loud several times FAST...

I AM SOFA KING RE TODD IT..........

now thats too funny!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

Which Part of Your Body Goes To Heaven First??

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said,  "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray ( Read more... )

 Xmas Stocking
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Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. After, post this in your journal, and give out some letters of your own.

Can you find the "C ( Read more... )