Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a ( Read more... )

    Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of ( Read more... )

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

anyone feel free to answer this queston??? then post it in your journal to see what responses you get

People are strange when youre a stranger
Faces look ugly when youre alone
Women seem wicked when youre unwanted
Streets are uneven when youre down
When youre strange
Faces come out of the rain
When youre strange
No one remembers your name
When youre strange x3
People are strange when youre a stranger
Faces look ugly when youre alone
Women seem wicked when ( Read more... )

Went to see Jewel last night, at Casino Rama... 
woo-hoo.... It was fun fun fun,  

thinking this is a great idea....

Would anyone like to receive a Christmas card from moi????

leave me your name/ address in comments

what ???  I said pardon. I dont think so..Let's not go there...

 fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
 Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg.
 The
 phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
 Cmabrigde
 Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are,
 the
 olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the ( Read more... )

tsunami is coming!!!!! take cover.............ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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