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My tweets
- Fri, 23:49: Microwave fingers 👌🏻
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My tweets
- Thu, 17:38: "Usually student presidents are actual presidents"
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My tweets
- Tue, 18:49: Word of the day: planestation #wordoftheday
- Wed, 01:32: RT @ XiaoEllie: You infuriate me so much
- Wed, 01:32: RT @ _ConorLynn: When the food packaging says "Serves 3-4 people" http://t.co/0qCwuJYXDg
- Wed, 01:32: RT @ XiaoEllie: Oh good, the world needs more beekeepers
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- Wed, 20:05: Apparently I'm a Russian spy according to the Old-and-creepy English gentlemen in the pub
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My tweets
- Sat, 02:26: I literally spend hours doing some #spooky videos rather than get some good nights sleep. #halloween… https://t.co/Dzsqtxaafr
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- Thu, 23:06: #Chatham is my Mekka - drinking sparkling wine straight from the bottle out in the streets
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- Sun, 20:54: When your food is practically cold but it keeps steaming you know it's quite cold inside your house #SaveElectricitySaveTheWorld
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- Fri, 17:47: Maybe she had wings but they were ripped off. Maybe mannequins are fallen angels 😱 https://t.co/kI5CTa8XLl
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- Tue, 16:23: Sometimes I have a bad taste of humour - 'cause when other people have sense, I have taste
- Tue, 21:45: Rap and red wine, the perfect combination #wine
- Wed, 11:26: When I wake up I shout YEOOOOO and go get my yogurt #yeovalley
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- Fri, 17:56: I want to make soup with my hair rollers on
- Fri, 18:16: RT @ SincerelyTumblr: http://t.co/GCMK8X2Ozj