Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"I did find a spot that was handily located just 16 miles away from the party I was attending."
hahahahaha.

Happy New Year to everyone I love you all and I hope 2012 brings you whatever you desire.

For those still in the dark ages... Happy New Year when it comes suckers.

LOVE. KISSES. PEACE OUT.

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...But I have just discovered the greatness of KISS.
*sighs with happiness*

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♥
This song.

She comes outta' the bathroom drippin' wet and she's still got the heels on...

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So I'm just lurking on youtube and I find this...

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Brilliant.

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I intend to update this shit more regularly now, I'm sorry I ever went.
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