It's been a long time but I'm back. I was out on holiday and became a scout master. I love little kids...butts. Ya gotta love a 12 year old in uniform. So tight and athletic , sprite and flexible ( Read more... )

i was masterbating last weekend and realized it had become to difficult to get a good grip on my penis because of all the over grown hair. so i shaved it up a bit and i nicked myself and had to see a doctor. i asked the doctor what i could do about it. he must have been confused because he gave me the name of some herbal enhancers to increase my ( Read more... )

at the party the other night i found a crack in the wall where you could see into the bathroom from this bedroom i stopped to masterbate and check my buttbag in. some guy went in there. i heard him moving around so i looked through the crack in the wall and saw a penis staring me in the face. he was about to urinate. PISS! piss. i said. i imagined ( Read more... )

I heard about this thing today. It’s called “buttbag”. It’s where you rub your balls into your own shit and then teabag someone. I did it to my girlfriend and she loved it. I’m going to be buttbaging her every night. Nah.

if i had one dream
it'd be to cream a mean stream
just one dream
to cream and ream
my small dick
twisted and sick
would pork and slip
upon a young boys lip

i dream of the day a find a penis enlarger that actully works. the one i bought turned out to be a complete disapointment and left me taped up for days nah. i'm on a quest now. i'm gonna go to church and ask my youth pasture if can help.

Today at work a sick dog blasted ass all over my pant leg and I spent the rest of the day smelling like dog shit. Surprisingly it actually turned my girlfriend on when I got home, to my moms house, where she was doing my laundry. I got so hot and bothered nah, so with my right hand I played with her uberclit, by uber I mean so incredibly ( Read more... )

so i got this penis pump i've been waiting for. i used it, but it didn't make it any nah bigger. it just made it limp like a noodle. now i have to walk around with my dick taped up to my stomach. its prety uncomforable at work and people don't really notice that i'm slouched over since my posture is like a god damn gimp anyways. i'm prety upset ( Read more... )

nah, while going through some things in the basement last night i noticed the previous owner left a few things behind. i found a couple of my size barbies. these things are great cause you can take em in the shower with you. i'm gonna hump the shit outta these my size barbies. i think i'll have the brunette tonight. nah.

this girl at work that flerts with me that i like to talk about looks like a rat. like a little rat that hasn't eatten in a month. i bet if i saw her naked she'd have those sorta bat wing titties -the kind i like nah ( Read more... )