i like to play ruff with my dog. its asshole just stays open and gaping most of the time. ready and waiting the return of my swollen smelly deago cock he wags his tail in antisipation. "yes good boy," i say to him, "i see your butthole."

i can't wait for my nah penis enlarger to come in the mail ( Read more... )

i feel like i'm walking on sunshine today. because i discovered the secret to the highly coveted socom 2. oh yeah baby. i am the god of gamers. if you plan on battling the MAD PEEPER you'll do nothing but grab your throat and bleed ( Read more... )

today i got pulled over by the cops. they said i was swerving all over the road. i got a ticket for wreckless driving. i could be facing alot more fines nah. but luckly i was able to zip up before the officer was at my window ( Read more... )

Today I did an extraordinary thing. I was able to manuever around just enough to be able to suck my own dick. My girlfriend thought it was hot to watch. I told her to put on some of my dads cloths so I could realy be into it. I blew like the dickins.

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i had to take my car in today because it kept stalling. i had my dad look at and sure enough, the cilenoid was leaking making my car stall. i was also low on blinker fuild. i love my daddy. hes so smart.

i couldn't stop staring at this girl i work with today. even when she noticed and asked me to stop and told me i was being inapropriate. i just kept learing at her and staring into her tits and ass. after awhile for that she didn't come into my department anymore. so i went to her dept and stood half hiding behind the doorway to stare at her some ( Read more... )

today its sunny. i had the morning to myself because i didn't have to work till noon. i get alot of enjoyment out of my job. beating on peoples pets and cleaning up animal shit ( Read more... )

i think i might be a masterbation addict. i beat my tiny penus till it bled today. it wasn't something i had planned to do today but i just got carried away, nah. see i was going through my old high school year book and ran across a picture of an old friend of mine. i won't say his name but he was a black man with a nickname that had something to ( Read more... )