Comments | buttsniffwonder: scatologyeulogy#3

buttsniffwonder

scatologyeulogy#3

Oct 31, 2003 18:42

Life is too short. Today, I realized this as I watched my little girl go out trick or treating today. She looked so beautiful. I was happy to see her and my wife leave the house, though. I got down to some good anal play on myself then, in my den. I can do anything I want there! It is my sanctuary. I have a butt plug, does any one else? I ( Read more... )

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cemetaryslut November 1 2003, 20:09:55 UTC

please remove yourself from my friends list.

buttsniffwonder November 1 2003, 21:16:28 UTC

You spelled "cemetary" in your user name wrong, precious, which is what caught my eye I am a teacher, so I am quite capable of teaching beautiful young ghoulie girls a thing or two about spelling and even more . . . .did you read my above posts?

Well . . do you? Like to "do it"? ANAL PLAAAAY!

You are obviously in a spelling rut, so all you have to do is sniff my butt!
snifffittisniffit

buttsniffwonder November 1 2003, 21:27:48 UTC

Oh! It is spelled "cemetEry," actually.

cemetaryslut November 1 2003, 22:14:11 UTC

who cares, i didn't ask for a spell check from you, I asked politely for you to remove yourself from me being your friend because guess what? I am NOT your FRIEND. You go sniff your students butts and get arrested for child porn or whatever it is you enjoy. Leave me alone.

buttsniffwonder November 2 2003, 04:12:51 UTC

I promise you, precious, that I am a decent human being. Yes, I am a school teacher. I am also happily married and this journal is the only reservoir I have to express my bizarre fantasies. I never do anything with my students or with anyone "underage". I'm sorry you do not like me or find me creepy. I just thought you would enjoy someone like me giving you attention, because I am very cool. If you are not into buttsniffing, I fully understand because in Virginia they would hang me for it!

As far as I can tell, it is not against the LJ Terms of Service to have someone on my friends list, even if they don't like it. So there you shall remain on my list. I won't bother you, I promise. I just like to watch. If in time, you should decide to add me back then by all means do so. I wouldn't hold it against you.

Buttsniffer