My wife hasn’t been talking to me too much after finding those pubic hairs in my study but you know what? That’s fine with me-- I even rather enjoy it! I especially enjoy the fact that I don’t have to fuck her. How I abhor trying to stick my half-limp (I can never get it completely hard for her) dick into that woman’s smelly cooze, so sickening ( Read more... )

Well, Christmas is over and a New Year has sprung upon us, my friends. My wife has not been speaking with me so much since she found my college roommate’s pubic hairs in that envelope. Hey, at least she didn’t catch me with another woman, right? Speaking of “other women,” my wife tried to “get me back” over the holidays. At my brother’s house, ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, my wife found the old pubic hairs of a college friend today. They were the pubes of a past lover of mine, and I had them hidden in my study, inside of a secret compartment I’d made within an old mathematics textbook. I was sitting in my study yesterday remembering it all, the times Jim and I had back then, years ago when we were ( Read more... )

UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP BUTTSNIFFWONDER AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
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Fat Jokes! I just returned from one of my son's basketball games. They was an annoying person sitting beside me, who kept bothering me with his stories and how proud he was of his son who was the star of the team (my son sat on the bench the whole time, unfortunately) But he did tell me a couple good jokes ( Read more... )

This is cross-posted from a comment I just made in my man, the_masturbat's journal. I liked it so much I wanted to post it here, plus I don't have anything else to speak of tonight. ENJOY . . . (heh. I am so devilish *devious grin*)Once upon a time there was a young lady who had yet to have her butt sniffed by a man. She spent all her days in her bedroom all ( Read more... )

Ooooh Lordy. I took my son to basketball practice today. My son is 13 years old, and is just starting to feel the vittles of his age, I suppose. I sat and watched the children practice with this BALL! I mean what is a ball? The only balls I really care about are between your legs, my man. How long can I do this? How much longer can I make love ( Read more... )

Life is too short. Today, I realized this as I watched my little girl go out trick or treating today. She looked so beautiful. I was happy to see her and my wife leave the house, though. I got down to some good anal play on myself then, in my den. I can do anything I want there! It is my sanctuary. I have a butt plug, does any one else? I ( Read more... )

oh the intoxication i felt when he put it deep inside me today. and his cock hurt my vittles and my vittles hurt his cock! we did it lightly at first, then he began pushing it deep in my butt. can i sniff it? Iasked ( Read more... )

i am a butt sniffing wonder. this is my diary and this is my story. welcome. there are things in this world i do not understand. you tell me to sniff your butt and i say i must go to work! the children await the arrival of the school teacher. on this plane, on this planet there is nothing else nor more than the feeling of having my butt up your ( Read more... )