i keep watching woody allen movies ( Read more... )

dearest people ( Read more... )

you really hurt my feelings.
about NOTHING.
jeez, i mean, you could have been nicer about it.
goes to prove that i am
just 'a fragile little bundle of emotional heartache.'
i mean, i know who i am and so did you.
but doesn't all that
give you LESS of a right to take advantage of it?

on the train today, i thought ( Read more... )

four separate thoughts that needed to be expelled quickly.1. when i am an old ladie i will poop all the time. and i will love it ( Read more... )

i am so proud of eva ( Read more... )

4. the lyrics to the new cursive are not good.
nope, no good. but i like it, okay? okay?
and, just so you know, onedia are good.

3. i have pneumonia.

2. i have a [global] crush.

1. i don't know what to do.

i wrapped my big toe in duct tape ( Read more... )

the circus couldn't have been any better.
if you want me any time in the next day or so.
call my cell, not my house.
in fact. NEVER CALL MY HOUSE AGAIN.
no, really.

thank you,
mama.

lester calls me and talks for hours ( Read more... )