once there was girl who knew how to dance and she danced. she danced blues up your spine and red into your mouth. and when she danced you got spit on your shirt and shit on your legs and you didn't know how to get home. and she broke you in two because she knew how to. and sometimes you gotta do what you know how to do best. she wasn't me and i ( Read more... )

so, i was walking along 9a. and this beaver wood < inside joke > she punches me in the shoulder. i punches her back. i says, "dyke" < /inside joke > van. it drove by me really slowly. the people inside turned and looked at me. the passanger was a woman with leathery skin and too much eye makeup and fake eyelashes smoking a cigarette in a santa ( Read more... )

-gary puckett and the union gap ( Read more... )

dear you ( Read more... )

this weekend is going to be fabulous ( Read more... )

let's see eljay, what can i tell you today?

hmmm, how about...

my sex drive has gone completely crazy...
after i finish typey typey i will go masturbate until i die because, mmmm sex.

also!
today and for many days prior
i have been thinking about metaphors for my life.
here are some:-every time i start singing along with a song i come in four ( Read more... )

i am one big smile and a couple hickeys and a belly full of chinese food and two chapped lips and maybe a little mad at the gods of timing but mostly just satisfied. and satisfaction is almost the best feeling in the world.

also, i promised to go to yoga with kevin next monday, don't let me forget.

yesterdayestate sale, and i liked it the most ( Read more... )

so maybe i'm crazy. and yeah. i am ( Read more... )

two things.

one. it took all the willpower i have and then some not to get off the train today at 14th street with them lovelies.

two. papa karam, i luvvvvvvvvvv you. you win the most wishes for happiest day today, and most days, coincidentally. from me and from everyone... the wishes i mean. sigh.