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141 - PART OF YOUR WOOOOOORLLLLLLD

Sep 17, 2011 23:16

[A warm, glowing light begins to fill your screen, before finally the image clears, and you get to see... the incomparably beautiful image of Mermaid Prefect, propped up against the side of the moat, with his arms resting on the muddy bank. He's managed to jam his communicator (which in this instance, is a beauty and the beast style magic looking ( Read more... )

port, lolol mermaid

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19centconstable September 17 2011, 22:46:14 UTC

Who would drink a moat?

[Where's your mermaid logic now? It's clearly no match for Disneyfied George, who is exactly like regular George, but with a sword. (Swords are cool.)]

buywithme September 17 2011, 22:52:10 UTC

Sprightly young village children who think that the moat is an appropriate place to swim during their free time.

[Not that they ever do think that, since they all know that THE MERMAN WILL DROWN THEM if they try :(]

19centconstable September 17 2011, 23:04:37 UTC

How did you even get in a moat in the first place?

buywithme September 17 2011, 23:12:13 UTC

I... I don't entirely remember.

But I remember not being in a moat! There was this big... pink rock thing, that was covered in plants and... there were slippery vines all over it.

Anyway, there aren't either of those things here, so I must have been in the sea once. I probably had brothers and friends and everything.

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captain_jtkirk September 18 2011, 00:25:15 UTC

I could help you return to your sea, sir.

buywithme September 18 2011, 00:34:58 UTC

You could? [GLEE!] Friend, you don't know how long I've been waiting for someone to successfully help me!

I'll need water, but I can breathe in air, so it doesn't need to be much, and when we get there, I'll grant you many wishes!

[NO HE WON'T.]

captain_jtkirk September 18 2011, 02:29:37 UTC

[WHY YOU LIE :C]

Any wishes I want?

buywithme September 18 2011, 02:32:33 UTC

Any wishes you want, friend! Mermaids have glorious powers!

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Audio darknessb4me September 18 2011, 01:05:50 UTC

[Brb laughing.]

Re: Audio buywithme September 18 2011, 01:10:11 UTC

[INDIGNANT:]

This isn't funny! I need help!

Audio darknessb4me September 18 2011, 02:26:23 UTC

Whose moat are you in? Isn't it their problem?

Audio buywithme September 18 2011, 02:27:49 UTC

They won't help me. [SADDEST VOICE.] They're the ones who put me here. [PROBABLY. ALSO THEY HAVE FIGURED OUT NOT TO GO NEAR HIM.]

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yeahscience September 18 2011, 01:14:20 UTC

[Jesse is also basically crying with laughter, here. SORRY, JIM. This is the funniest shit that's happened since he died.]

buywithme September 18 2011, 01:19:08 UTC

Shut up! Don't you people even want wishes? Because laughing at my pain does not make me want to grant you any!

[OH JESSE, YOU ARE SO CRUEL! This isn't even Jim :c]

yeahscience September 18 2011, 01:22:04 UTC

[He doesn't know the difference! One yuppie-turned-mermaid looks like another to him! He's never met a double before!

And he is just going to laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Eventually, he wipes the tears from his eyes.] What, uh, what kind of wishes, exactly? [Snickersnicker.]

buywithme September 18 2011, 01:29:24 UTC

[Oh Jesse, the barge is such a confusing place! Prefect is so put out by your laughing at him!]

No wishes for you! Go find a Genie you big jerk!

[...Wait! No! Priorities!]

I mean, no wishes unless you were to get me to the ocean, at which point I would be obligated to grant you three wishes. Any kind of wishes...

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[Spam] buywithme September 18 2011, 01:50:38 UTC

[Prefect glanced up from the mirror as Edward approached, a little apprehensively. He recognized the young man almost immediately (one got to know those who lived on top of one, after all) but Edward was a less familiar sight.]

I'm a Merman, but I think there are others out there somewhere. So, you shouldn't say it like I'm the only one, friend.

[Those clothes looked expensive. Oh man, maybe he was rich! After Prefect drowned him he could empty his pockets and add his gold to the little hoard he was working on down in the deepest part of the moat.]

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[Spam] buywithme September 18 2011, 02:02:26 UTC

I don't want your companion! [Prefect objected. He wanted the Prince! There hadn't been a royal drowning in literally weeks! And even that had only been rubbish, second cousin style royalty.

Besides, people didn't just walk up to him! It wasn't normal! They had to be tricked, or beguiled! This had to be a trap, and he wasn't about to fall into i--

Oh.

Well, apparently while he was thinking the matter through, Prefect's instinct had taken over, since by this point both of his hands were clamped around the extended wrist of the boy, and he was currently in the process of thrashing the moat into a frenzy of white foam while he tried to drag the boy under.

...Well, now the Prince was definitely not going to come any closer. Damn it.]

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