Aural sex and cunning linguists

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Heh, I know it's mean to laugh at your buddy's marital woes (especially if they're of the bedroom variety), but when recently-wed Kevin (Kev) lamented about his sad state of aural sex to Mike and me during a boys night out, we choked on our beer which came right back out through our nostrils! Uh-huh, that's aural sex (or the lack of it!) as in

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[pristine_xtine]

hilarious! =D

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Heheh, poor Kev huh? Actually, poor Mrs Kev too. Must be quite a culture shock to discover the real animal in her hubby. I wonder how many newly-wed wifeys go through the same discovery and what's their initial reaction. :)

[anonymous]

Hahaha.. this thing about Scorpios could be quite right. *winks* They/we are mostly passionate creatures. :) But sometimes also kinda afraid that others will be 'disturbed' in the process, given that the homes n buildings in Singapore are built so close so each other. No privacy! hee..

-lil' cow-

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You're also a scorpio ah? Hohoho! :) Hmmm,I wonder if there's something about my blog that attracts scorpio babes. I know of at least 4 liao. ;)

Sound-proof the bedroom ... and make no squeaky bed of coz. ;) Anyway, talking dirty doesn't have to be loud lah. It's how you say what you say when you say. Heh!

[anonymous]

Hahaha.. yes.. Guess Scorpios have something for ur blog too. The attraction to witty, cheeky writing.

Sound proofing the room costs alot leh.. (but we've ever considered that.. heh) I wonder how to go about testing whether a bed's squeaky or not? Don't think the showrooms allow people jumping or rolling about on their beds right?

Haha.. it's not the dirty talk that's loud here.. but the 'other sounds' aka moaning, grunting etc that's loud and harder to control when in the thick of the action.. ;P

-lil'cow-

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I don't care one hor. Before I buy a bed, I make sure I lie, roll, and bounce on it first. Of coz it helps if the salesperson is a guy coz he'll understand why lah. ;)

Wah, lidat ah? Then bo pian lah. Must learn volume control in addition to talking dirty. LOL!