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You're grammar makes me think your stupid.
I might start a website with grammar tips for the folks who failed to master grade school English. I mean, not to be a douche... but seriously there are only like 5 things you need to know.
I'm thinking itsnotironic.com. I'm considering it community service.
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It's official...
...there is a God ( Read more... ) -
22.
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Wham.
I got hit by a car one block from the apartment today on the way to work. A minivan driven by a little old lady drove right into me as I was in the crosswalk. She slammed into me, I hit the hood, she hit the brakes, and I did a flip, landing on my right shoulder, my right hand, my left knee, and my laptop bag. When I realized what happened, ( Read more... ) -
Cujo
So, today Lindsay got a call that our new kitten was ready. Much to my dismay, they didn't bathe the dirty dirty kitty. Luckily, he didn't have FeLV so Lindsay was way happy. He's cute, but really scrawny. Give Lindsay a week or so to fatten him up.
The nice lady who sounds like she smoked too much gave us an extra bag of cat food, so that was ( Read more... ) -
You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Along with all of my other firm standings against kittens, I have once again caved and adopted another kitten with Lindsay. He's smaller than Simby was when we got him, and hopefully will play nicely with Simby, and Simby won't punch him in the face like he does most other cats. Sadly, we weren't able to take him home today as he has to be neutered ( Read more... ) -
Possum.
Lindsay and I went to the Marathon Grill (her treat) and saw Crank starring Jason Statham who is the man ( Read more... ) -
Brazilian Direct
Brazilian Direct Employees ( Read more... ) -
Best Valentine's Day ever.
Best Valentine's Day ever.
100 reasons why I am awesome. Best idea ever. -
Woo apartment
OMG APARTMENT ( Read more... )