GOTH LAUREN IS AN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST FAGGOT~! HOW SHALL WE GET HER TO TASTE THE WONDERS OF SWEET SUCCULENT DEAD ANIMALS AGAIN?

  mah nigga eddy b u mite be gone but u still livin/ RIP nigga u mite be gone but u still givin ( Read more... )

It's 2:53 and I've just got off a long shift at work.  Whats on TV now? Girls Gone Wild commercials.  Now I've never really understood the appeal of GGW like if I'm going to drop 20 box on some porn I'm going to make it some good porn.  But this new GGW DVD is either genius or proof they have run out of ideas.  Girls Gone Wild in space.  I mean I ( Read more... )

My dreams in life are as follows:

To write snoody reviews of arsyt films for one of those free papers bums use to wipe their asses.  'The cinematography was so orgasmic'

This is my only dream. 

Although I have bitched about this say 55 times please bare with me while I bitch about it for the 56th time.

Why is it that the suburban people of Philadelphia listen to such bad music?  Why must they play the same old shitty Rolling Stones songs each and every week?  After say 35 years of this you would think they too would be sick but oh ( Read more... )

Thanks to my sister I have discovered the wonders of Extreme Makeover! Here is the premise: They take uglies and try to make them pretties.  Add in some mood music and have a big reveal at the end to her friends and family and boom you have a hit show.

The best part about the show is that its supposed to be this uplifting show for womens but ( Read more... )

I pointed out how grotesque the pimple was on one of the waitresses face at work the other night and walla guess who got one 5 times as big?  I never get pimples and this one on my cheek is whooooooooge.  In fact this thing is not even really a pimple it is like a monster with big teeth ready to eat you.  Now while I didn't say anything to the ( Read more... )

"Llanerch?" was usually all any of us had to say and we were there.

The Llanerch Diner was like a trusty old friend somewhere you could always turn to when nothing else was going on.  Sure it looked like a dump but it was our dump.  The seats were worn down from years of use and it hardly had any light at times.  Its smell wasn't quite appealing ( Read more... )

ONE BLOOD REMIX

The Game Ft Jim jones, Snoop Dogg, Nas, T.I., Fat Joe, Lil Wayne, Nore, Jadakiss, Styles P, Fabolous, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross, Twista, Kurupt, Daz Dillinger, W.C., E-40, Bun B, Chamillioniare, Slim Thug, Young Dro, The Clipse, and Ja Rule

Amazing song 11 minutes and it's a hip hop dream team.