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4th Headshot || Action
*Sniper is sitting on his roof. He's sitting on his roof and he's moping. Surrounding him are the shattered bits and pieces of his Machina, probably about 15 or so chunks of what used to be a high powered sniper rifle. The only piece that looks like it's still functional is the scope and that's only because Medic was holding that when Sniper ( Read more... ) -
3 Headshots || Phone to All
*Have a friendly call from your neighborhood mechanic. BLU Sniper has been up on his roof all morning watching the swarm of rather ineffectual zombie/vampires just .. loom around in the cheesiest way. So he's offering to help out.*I realize th' lot 'f you probably can't answer phones with yer arms stuck in capes loike a bunch of bad movie extras. ( Read more... ) -
3rd Headshot || Action
*Well the first thing Sniper notices when he wakes up is that the roof where he had been dozing seems to have gotten about 800x larger while he was sleeping. Actually the whole town seems to have increased in size. Hm. Weird. Well, he'll worry about that later, since the more pressing matter is that he can't seem to see where his hat got off to ( Read more... ) -
2 Headshots || Action
*Turns out BLU Sniper has a job he's been neglecting the entire time he's been in Mayfield. After the angry phone call from his boss he headed down to the local garage and suited up in a blue jumpsuit for his first day of work as a mechanic. He's not pleased about this whole situation, but at least it keeps him from being totally bored ( Read more... ) -
1 Headshot || Phone / Action (ie, worst intro in history)
*Sniper awoke in a bed that A) Wasn't his camper, B) Wasn't in any base he could remember, and C) there was a woman down the hall that looked dead. And not in the normal "I've been blown to pieces" way either, the falling apart and lurching around kind. This would be a prime opportunity to put a bullet through her head, if only he could find his ( Read more... ) -
2nd Headshot || Meet the Sniper [accidental video]
*BLU Sniper has been in Paradise long enough to run out of smokes. He's twitchy and cranky, oh and he has a gun. Currently he's standing on the roof of his apartment shooting at street lamps. Fortunately for the rest of the residents he has the Machina so it's firing tracer bullets. Just follow the glowing blue trails in the sky back to where he's ( Read more... ) -
1 Headshot || Video
*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*
Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?
*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.* ( Read more... ) -
Meme's, Junefield & Shennanigans
Memebells
Harrassing Questions
Miss Pauling - Drunken Surprises
Miss Pauling - The War Effort
Miss Pauling - Little Tyke's Growin' Up
Junefield
Miss Pauling - Goodbyes and New Beginnings
Dear Mun
And so it begins...
RED Sniper - THE THREAD THAT SHAPED THE WORLD
Healthy Sleeping Habits
Alcoholism
RED Heavy - Hat Fortress
Badger SniperRED Sniper ( Read more... ) -
Items & Regains
3-STEP
Trophy Belt Hat - Now with one awesome dragon tooth
Tribalman's Shiv - rusty kukri
Machina - Destroyed except for scope *sob*
Anger Hood - for when he needs to look like a bandit
Ammo Pouch - for storing beef jerky, bullets, pieces of the broken Machina and his wedding rings
Razorback - Collecting dust in the closet
One Fingerless Glove - ( Read more... )