today i watched this lecture, and my prof told this story about how when she was a kid her parents split up and she was fatherless, so she decided that god was her father. she said it gave her the ultimate confidence, because no matter where she was or what happened or whatever, she was never disturbed, never afraid, never doubtful, because 'you ( Read more... )

Open iTunes/iPod, Windows Media Player, or WinAmp to answer the following. Go to your library ( Read more... )

i stand by my last entry.

why wont this change
i hate you
i like masturbation
and ice-cream
simultaneously
spoon in one hand
and my poon in the other
today rose tickled the shit out of me
and i peed in my undies
just a little bit


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im really sorry about the decorations everyone. i was really stoned and playing around with stuff i didnt really understand, and that giant pink cat thing is the result of this. i am going to attempt to fix that soon. ish. i dont really have the time for that shit. what.ever. anyways, i have other things to do with my time.

so i moved into my new house in ottawa (<3<3) on monday, it was fun and exciting. my room is huge. way too big for me. but thats the way i like it. (pauses for uncomfortable silence ( Read more... )

i just mostly found it funny that my movie is x rated. dont pretend like you dont want to see it.

and this one was eerily accurate

because chances are, rose has been drinking since lunch, and ashley would be beating everyone at pool (can anyone say 'team inebriated and still better than you'?), unfortunatly ange would all over the karaoke like ( Read more... )

but i think that this is the most beautiful thing ever. it makes me want to be a raver ( Read more... )

a friend of mine, chris, encouraged everyone to post the lyrics to their favourite song, and why it was meaningful to them. and right now im really stoned and listening to mad world and i thought that this would be the best thing to do with my invaluable time ( Read more... )

i am not really sure what the subject line really means...if anything at all, i just lacked any coherent thought about how this update would play out. we shall all see ( Read more... )