because i have an inability to not be cracked. i forgot about picking brett from work and i forgot about ashley and i dont care about brett but now i feel bad about ashley and i miss her so much. and tonight when i was smoking in the car in some random abandonned parking lot and then the car battery died. hahaha, we had an adventure. meghan and i ( Read more... )

my response to a survey from nic's lj ( Read more... )

a conundrum if you will...whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? one's a sick duck and i cant remember the rest but your mother's a whore ( Read more... )

Step 1: Open your MP3 player ( Read more... )

was cracked like no other. i learned this weekend that pacing yourself when drinking tequila is better than taking a shot every time they say tequila in the song by that name. i took 6 shots, puked, then took four more. i loved it. i also had quite the evening after all ten shots. well, i did take shots while the fun was going on. i dont want to ( Read more... )

of the balloons. nicole popped them. this is american music, take one. bay-beee. so heres how is goes: this weekend was good times, but the most exciting part was the time that rose and i proved we were hardcore and stayed up to smoke at dawn. it was good times, and we made nick stay up too. our theme song for the evening was american music. that ( Read more... )

this weekend was totally cracked out. and since msn isnt working and i have an essay to avoid writing, i am going to tell everyone about it. first, nicole went and abandonned me for some 'graduation'. just a clever ploy to leave me. i know. well thursday, we just smoked. i think we watched movies too. and then friday z and i took little mushies and ( Read more... )

that constantly post surveys about their small little lives. but now i live with coach and she had reduced me to this. i hate her ( Read more... )

haha...crazy times at the jew kegger! you bitches just wish you went. so im sitting there...at the jewish shabbat...thinking that the jew god is going to smite me...haha we went into the bar...my id clearly isnt me and theyre just like "yea whatev yo" im definetly not [i was about to type not should be] in any condition to be awake...:S and then ( Read more... )

i dont normally post these things on my journal but this is funny...and strangly poetic...