Does anybody else's twin give 'em as much of a headache as mine does?

I mean-- er. Not you, Sexby. Sometimes I forget, with the beard and all... By the way, glad to see you're doing... [Clears his throat.] Glad you're alive again.

[Awkward]

But I'm wondering-- show of hands here-- who really even gets on with their "Barge twin"?

[Public]
...God this place really does your head in sometimes-- no. Scratch that. Make it all the bloody time.

Thanks, by the way, Admiral; I really appreciated the bout of soap opera amnesia you threw at me ( Read more... )

I'm beginning to learn that there's never a dull moment here. Bears, bombs, breasts... What else is my mind gonna throw at me? [Yeah, Sam still thinks it's all in his head.]

[Private to Sexby]
Could I have a word? It's about your inmate.

[Warden Filter]I meant to give everybody a week to think on things before we moved ahead with voting, but ( Read more... )

Warden Meeting: 07/03/????
AGENDA

ISSUES FOR DISCUSSION:

1. Warden Conduct & Expectations
   
2. Inmate Conduct & Expectations
   
3. Warden-Inmate Relationships
   
4. Security & its Future
   
5. Inmate Consequences/Punishments
   
6. Jobs
   

PROPOSALS FOR DISCUSSION

1. Basic Warden Training
   
2. Warden Consequences

VOTING

( INSTRUCTIONS )

[Retroactively Warden Filtered]

This-- this? Is a bloody disgrace. I can't believe I'm even--

Alright.

Look.

I get that this is some... some kinda topsy turvy Willy Wonka world where nothing makes sense, but this is just absurd, even for "the Barge". Our genders should NOT have a negative impact on our ability to warden properly and ( Read more... )

[His voice sounds a little far away, as he's not near his communication dealie]

Yes! [There's a triumphant laugh.] I'm back, I'm-- not... at the station? Thought they moved me to a... Hang on.

[There's the sound of some walking about, some rummaging as Sam moves about and inspects his room. He turns the TV on, and there's nothing but white ( Read more... )

I'm sorry-- I... Annie... Prefect-- oh God.

[He takes in a deep breath and seems to collect himself]

Admiral, bring Prefect back immediately.

[After a pause, he mutters:]

I can't believe I was killed by Doctor Who.

[OOC: SAM WILL BE LAYING LOW FOR A WHILE AFTER THIS.]

Annie...? Are you still here? Or did I... did I erase you?

[OOC: So, Sam was basically snapped out of the 'dream' he'd purposefully allowed to consume him, which meaaaans... he's pretty much himself again. Still mirror!Sam, but his divergent point was mostly fuelled by delusions, so he's still the same dude underneath the GENE HUNT ACT ( Read more... )

Alright, listen up!

There's been a murder-- par for course 'round here, yeah, but you lot know that murders must be pre-approved by the inmate in question's warden. Now, if one-- [CHECKING HIS NOOOOTES] Rube Sofer would kindly step forward and verify that he has consented to... [NOTES AGAIN] Jason Dean's death, we can end this right now, no need ( Read more... )

Back here again. This place gives me a bloody headache...Oi! Admiral! You drive like a pissed out spastic! Lookit this, you got the birds upset. Now we're never gonna hear the end of it ( Read more... )