"The Fresh Prince of Con Air"
a rap epic by Kirk Lawrence.

Let me tell you a story that you might not know
About a southern gentleman, name of Cameron Poe.
With his charm and his swagger and his lengthy hair
He had a big ol' adventure on the plane Con Air.

Innnnn West Alabama he was born and raised
And the country bar is where he spent his post-Ranger ( Read more... )

Okay, so Canada was pretty great. I've been back for awhile now, I just kept forgetting to talk about it ( Read more... )

I had some sort of romantic dream about Eric Wareheim last night. It was the best.

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I was drinking a Dr Pepper and a SPIDER WENT IN MY MOUTH.

AND IT TOUCHED MY TONGUE.

I just saw a license plate that said "VERGINA"!

That's right up there with "APES" and "A55 BVR".

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I'm watching some Carson Daly show, and I'm having to listen to Zach Braff go on about how he loves shark fishing and Garden State and anal sex, and goddamn, I miss cable television.