I honestly don't know why this cracks me up so much, but it does.

Funny how the world can turn on you in a day.

How do we know Santa's a man?

Because he shows up late, eats your food, empties his sack, comes only once, and leaves before you wake up.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7335349465528275811&q=la+catrina

I recently discovered how funny Scrubs is, and this is from the episode I watched today, it's hilarious!
I command you to watch!

I saw this in Blockbuster today and thought I must share it with the world:

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I am sooooo bored. Anyone wanna hang out sometime?

Today I drove for the first time since the accident to Brian's house and seriously got worked up everytime I saw a car.

And last night I had a dream that I was the passenger in a plane crash and it was very vivid.

Today was a day I'll never forget. All I have to say is thank God for seat belts and air bags. And refusing to go to the hospital so I can see Muse. And Matt Bellamy is a god.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!

Muse is going to be playing at the Greek Theater July 19th!!!!!!!!*dies ( Read more... )