It was bound to happen but some most of my entries will be friends only. If you want to be added, leave a comment. If not, wait around for a public entry.

them: gimme an idea for a company name
them: for a massage parlour
me: um
me: Rub You Long Time

*death ensues*

ROFLALFJSADLFKJSALDFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

( UPGRADE! )

( I wish I had this sign on my car )

I's GONE, BITCHES!

on vacation!!!  *backs ass up like UPS truck*

tydrvthru

yeah... this happens to me every four years ( Read more... )

I swear, everyday, I'm getting closer and closer to pulling a Gwyneth by getting the hell out of the USA ( Read more... )

After witnessing this...
( Not for weak stomachs )

I need to know if you were real
I'd hate to think that I'd been fooled again
And as the vision fades
I'll say I was blinded by your eyes
I felt them burn

I want to give you back
I want to give you back
( Somewhere out of here... )

crossposted to blackphotology

There's not really a story to these other than I'm a gardener and this is all in my garden. The most recent are 1, 5, 6, & 8. The others are a bit older.

( take me to PARADISE... )