List of Schiavo Donors To Be SoldTue Mar 29, 4:52 PM ET ( Read more... )

Enigma of the day: Girls who choose to douse themselves with fragrances that are supposed to make them smell like food or food ingredients. ??? Today, I was surrounded by a buffet, including one girl who smelled like cake batter. Why would someone want to smell like food? Besides the obvious single entendres, I don't get it. Plus, it would make me ( Read more... )

I was just involved in a car accident. By just, I mean two hours ago. That's how long it took to sort everything out. I was hit by a fucking U Haul truck, the massive kind. The total twat who was driving made an illegal turn and hit the front, left side of my car. The guy didn't stop when he realized that he had hit me head on and in trying to ( Read more... )

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I had the most bizarre elevator experience the other day. I had gotten onto the elevator on the 1st floor with 3 other people, when four of the largest women I have ever seen hustled into the elevator as the door was closing. Once the door was closed, two of them started freaking out about the weight and person limit (2100 pounds and 12 persons, ( Read more... )

Today, I was invited to a wedding and an "Athena goddess, sexual devices demonstration" party. I actually received a written invitation, which is totally the best part! I must scan this in, as it is the epitome of "camp." The verbage is something to the effect of, "we will try out and taste and explore all the things you were too nervous to ask ( Read more... )

I was in between classes at school and thought that updating my lj was the thing to do. I typed in livejournal, and it showed various people's ljs that had been visited on that computer. I clicked on a couple just to see what my fellow students wrote about, and everything was pretty much typical college angst and shenanigans…with the exception of ( Read more... )

Armadillos are scary.

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I am fast losing faith in the American voting public. It's not like I had much faith in them en masse to begin with, but the looming kerry and Castor defeat served to solidify. : ( I can't believe Florida is most likely going to Bush. Tampa and surrounding areas have seemed like a Kerry love-in lately. The Bush camp must have been gathering forces ( Read more... )

1) So conservative media is having a collective media orgasm over the whole Kerry daughter's being booed at the VMAs in Miami thing ( Read more... )