I just got back from my great uncle's funeral. It was a primitive**(?) Baptist affair, which lasted like SEVEN hours in total-- three hours for the service/meet and greet, two hours for the graveside service, and another two hours for the family funeral buffet line. The actual service was strange, due to the hardxcore southern Baptist influence. ( Read more... )

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What has happened since we last spoke ( Read more... )

Since 1/3 of the Troika of lameness is gone from my workplace, I'm oh-so-amped. Granted, the 2 left standing are far, far worse, but a small victory is mine nonetheless. A quick part II of the trilogy of lameness. Manager #2 ( Read more... )

I just got back from S. Carolina, and I'm going to be up in the GA on Saturday. I still haven't bought a new cell phone, and I'm thinking about getting veneers. Also, I found out that Ted got fired (on my birthday, no less). Karma. Kuh-kuh-kuh karma (and grand theft, but I digress).

In the immortal words of Homey the Clown, "Homey-don't-play-that ( Read more... )

Part I of III, a trilogy of lameness ( Read more... )

1)Total number of books owned ( Read more... )

Where I currently work, we deal with customers at random intervals; some days are busier than others, of course. My coworker, ted, has this annoying propensity to shout random crap loudly from across the room (and randomly interject an annoying faux ghetto patois). This happens ALL DAY ( Read more... )

The only remotely funny joke I heard on friday….

What did one duck say to the other duck at the bar?
Put 'em on the bill. (For those that didn't come of age in the early '90's, Sir Mix A lot reference, "put 'em on the glass" <3 ( Read more... )

I started a new job in a bank setting. I looove the company I work for. I basically deal with people and money all day, and I'm left to my own devices. Sweet! There are, of course, various drawbacks…..for example ( Read more... )