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the smell of burnt popcorn overpowers and lingers unlike any other scent

if it's imperative that no one find the decomposing body in your apartment then try scorching a bag in the microwave twice daily

i push a cinnamon snake cart across the emerald bridge where rain still puddles in the hollows over thick plastic lights set in the concrete and thunder still sounds not far in the distance. night is coming on and tourists are waving the 'luminated sticks and flowers dumped on them by vendors for those kinds of things. the smell is rain and ( Read more... )

i was riding the bus and this pig thing with a sharp snout was chasing after me and it was all like, where do i go about enrolling my son in classes and i was all like, jesus how the hell should i know but i was trying to be polite about it and i told it about how the whole region we were in had been fucked up when it was bought by a blood company ( Read more... )

when i was in 7th grade i wound up getting in some fight ot something and got pushed into attending this anger discussion group thing once a week around like second or thrid period, which i think was pre-algebra with one of the bitchiest teachers i ever encountered. she had something up her cunt like a crawfish or a hermit crab or a crawdaddy. ( Read more... )