A Helpful Suggestion From Tony To All Florida Residents

[c_chan]

My boss has a very helpful suggestion for all you Florida people.

Stand on the shore. Wait until the hurricane is within sight.

Take a deep breath.

Blow.

If it doesn't work, run like hell.

Also, he suggests that Florida should be condemned. Also, California. He said no to New Jersey, however, because he 'likes it here'.

What a weirdo.

Comments

*collective comment from Alexis and Persimmon*

[nachtmusik]

Dude. Being in America's Wang is so much better than being in America's Armpit. Thank you.

This has been a spammy comment. :3

Re: *collective comment from Alexis and Persimmon*

[c_chan]

*dead*

[cosmorific]

Can't he just condemn Southern California?

*Bay Area native*

[frootie_sama]

Does he have any words of wisdom for Minnesotans?

"Make more snowmen"?

[anaodangoatama]

*deep breath*

*BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW* .... awwww... Fuck.

[catzero]

*shrugs* I'm just going to let it come. After all it's not going to do anything to me.

*happily sits on the west coast sipping tea*