THANK GOD justin and i are engaged now, i have something to update about. the real reason we are engaged is because he wants to beat britney down the aisle. they are both such divas. tommorrow i am going to ask her if she can get ordained and marry us in her backyard ( Read more... )

haha here is what i did this weekend. it was so awesome and for the kids and stuff and i groped justin timberlake and other boy band members including lindsay lohan, all in the name of children.

( sorry no boobs this time )

Gyllenhall, Dunst call it quits; Diaz, Timberlake still on

michelle, where are my god damn icons you stupid fucking bitch. i remember the days when having a real party meant you woke up the next day and johnny knoxville's car is in your backyard and there is a thong that has ethan stitched into it laying on the kitchen floor that no one will claim ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT BAG <3

for your birthday i am bringing you Justin Timberlake. He is all yours for the night. Trust me this is a great present and I won't take no for an answer from either of you. ENJOY!

hi guys. just so you don't have to search for my kinky sex tape pictures i'll be a gracious host and just post them for you:

( these are as low quality as the film but enjoy )

what do you do when the timing is always off? the man of your dreams is always dating someone, who, by the way is totally wrong for him. he could do so much better, he deserves so much better. and when he's not busy dating someone totally wrong for him, you are ( Read more... )

thanks to everyone who commented to my last entry and supported my return. i would reply but i'm incredibly lazy ( Read more... )

hi there! i guess i've finally found out how intoxicated i have to be to start updating this thing again, who knew ( Read more... )

i read some amazing things in maxim blender today while i was getting my car fixed or whatever they do when it runs out of oil.

led zeppelin IV was the first album i stole
-g_gershon

christina has been making out with pamela anderson? WHY WON'T YOU MAKE OUT WITH ME?

-in australia, an anti-lavigne campaign picketed her brisbane show. the singer, in turn gave the ( Read more... )

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